Here I am, Here I go

There are many things puzzling in this universe.
When will Tillius post?
Of what nature will his post be?
How will he find something decent to post about?
Who the h* is he?

Now that I've run out of interogative pronouns, I may possibly give some answers:

Now
Like this one. Semi-post-modern writing kicks ass.
He won't.
Me. Nice to meet you.

Thus the mysteries of life have ended, and you are all who read this enlightened. XD